God, since I have your ear about the jumping spider, I have another question. Do you get mad at me when I swear and use your name? For the record, I’m legitimately trying to quit swearing but it's not going so great.
That time when I flew into the window really hard and almost broke my beak off, I yelled God damn it after I regained consciousness and shook it off. I didn’t mean to dishonor you. With the upmost respect, I really truly did want you to damn that window.
You're not too mad?
I'm just a bird so my overall level of sinning feels pretty small.
Ok, ok, I'll try harder to stop swearing.
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