No, I'm not confused. I didn't land here in the Walmart parking lot thinking it was a lake. Give me a little credit. I'm no crow but I'm not a complete moron either. Annoying, yes. Mistaking asphalt for water, umm, no.
At the beach, I have to perform this olympic level swoop down, scare the pants off a kid, and snatch technique for ONE cheese doodle. Here, toddlers leave this store throwing fits and food like you have never seen. It's an all day buffet of goldfish crackers and anything thing else their parents tried to bribe them with for silence.
I snack and snack and snack. Then I work on my poo bomb dropping skills.
Duck and dodge shoppers.
Duck and dodge.
This here is the American Dream.
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